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2004-08-03 - Prodigal son returns
2004-06-10 - a fondue farewell
2004-05-23 - That noise you make when you pooch your lips out hahaha
2004-05-22 - It was a good day
2004-05-18 - Oh I just LOVE everything right now.
2004-05-15 - Four left and nothing is coming.
2004-05-13 - mmm mmmm good
2040-02-17 - Sugar capped sugar things with sugar on top plus sugar witha side of sugar on a bed of sugar cooked in sugar
2004-05-10 - Welcome to the Matt channel!
2004-05-08 - I kissed a cute boy!!!
2004-05-03 - This is a bit long but you should quit your bitching this is two weeks of stuff!
2004-04-19 - An update on how homo life is!
2004-04-16 - me at this moment
2004-04-14 - poopy
2004-04-06 - Forgive me for being short
2004-04-04 - Quickly describing my bitch
2004-04-03 - on being a chicken shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2004-03-30 - Inadvertantly talking to you all througha a sexy Aussie!
2004-03-28 - Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
2004-03-25 - This is like exorcist shit that makes you not want to sleep!!!!
2004-03-13 - Soon I will be humping Goofy!
2004-03-10 - This one time at fudge packing camp.....
2004-03-04 - Fub with code names
2004-02-24 - Bad news bears for you Austin Powers
2004-02-18 - happy but boring
2004-02-16 - two roads and I am forked.
2004-02-14 - Wits end, lost, up shit creek, and without a paddle
2004-02-12 - The glass has a 50% capacity at this moment.
2004-02-09 - very short like Danny Devito
2004-02-08 - wooooweeee.... with a cherry on top!
2004-02-05 - Old man winter just shat on me!
2004-02-02 - grab my titty
2004-02-01 - out of hibernation....
2004-01-20 - BUSH
2004-01-11 - I had an orgasm brought on by sweet words
2004-01-10 - I itch in my orfaces!
2004-01-09 - I sat like a soccer mom all...day...long!!!
2004-01-08 - Four little brown bastards down!
2004-01-03 - The first real fight
2004-01-01 - the new years! God bless drunken earth!
2003-12-29 - Sorry, I was poll vaulting and lost track of time.
2003-12-22 - The sweet, the bitter, the bitter sweet, the sweeet botter... aw fuck this analogy!
2003-12-19 - To clear up what was once fuzzy
2003-12-17 - december 17th, a day that will live in infamy (damnit I'm not sure if I spelled that right!)
2003-12-15 - it's a bit long and sappy, but I had to get it out.
2003-12-14 - I'm the winner of the orgasm cup! YAY!
2003-12-11 - The SHORTEST update by me ever! Sorry!
2003-12-08 - Retraction, sluttiness, and some multi colored phlegm! MMMMMM!
2003-12-05 - Welcome to the world of Kyle a bit upset with friends
2003-12-03 - So guess who... Ah fuck the cliche opening line! Kyle had a GOOD NIGHT!
2003-12-02 - So I am happy and you are not!
2003-11-29 - On love and naked people in the streets.
2003-11-27 - stuff that turkey
2003-11-26 - Pig boy is here for thanksgiving
2003-11-24 - On marriage and F*ckin fooball
2003-11-20 - So... ummmm..... yeah.... woohoo....
2003-11-19 - So I got the wooden dildo stuck in winter and now it's pissed..... but turned on....
2003-11-04 - Thoughts on winter and distance.... Fuckem!
2003-10-30 - On the hole.....
2003-09-30 - Honey what's going on here, what is this, what are you doing?
2003-09-25 - kinda sad today, think I'll wear the gray one
2003-09-20 - BAD FUCKING FRIDAY!!!!
2003-09-15 - WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!
2003-09-14 - Benedryl Doesn't Work
2003-09-11 - I am a stupid Mother F-er
2003-09-10 - short and sweet
2003-09-09 - Oops I wet myself! (title is not substantial)
2003-09-08 - Blue Ball fairy Strikes!
2003-09-06 - On corrupt catholics, John Mayer and Albinos
2003-09-04 - Not your average Herpes patch
2003-08-15 - I gave my computer a snout and eyes, THEIVING PIG!!
2003-08-14 - hmmmmmm.... munch on a weenie?
2003-08-12 - well, ya know. This and that.
2003-07-30 - And I'm back..... from outer space....
2003-03-10 - the junky poo in my head!
2003-03-06 - random discharge
2003-03-03 - Weekend update.
2003-02-26 - I just sneezed and it felt like an orgasm.
2003-02-25 - Snow Day Lament
2003-02-21 - Not much more than fragment of a heart.
2003-02-19 - Just Meandering Bullshit.
2003-02-13 - A little venting is better than a colonoscopy
2003-02-11 - short and sweet like a midget made out of sugar!
2003-02-07 - I'm I'm gonna need a hair cut and an Exorcism
2003-02-04 - Stupid putz! day
2003-02-03 - a short sumize of the weekend
2003-01-30 - FUCK!
2003-01-28 - Skippin shit
2003-01-27 - People Like ME